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Monica Lewinsky
DTC Chairman
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Location: Willowbrook, IL
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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:16 am Post subject: Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass |
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Have you used this tool in your own home? I doubt it. Get one ASAP for politicians.
Thought you would enjoy this educational moment in American history. Do you know what it is?
Look below, read and learn!
I believe our President, Vice President, all members of the Senate, all members of the Congress should have YOU send this wonderful tool sent to them so it can be used on THEM on the night of 12/24/2012 or first thing in the morning of 12/25/2012.
Tobacco Smoke Enemas (1750s – 1810s) The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus and was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowin'smoke up your ass". It has been recently reintroduced in Washington D.C., to be part of the New U. S. Health Care Program.
Please do NOT administer this medical tool on yourself. It will be painfull enough on 1/1/2013 as we get closer into another benefit from Washington D.C.
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Dynamite Dan
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Location: Blackburn, Lancashire, UK
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:40 am Post subject: |
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| Would you like me to post a Video of me blowing Smoke rings? |
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Monica Lewinsky
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Dynamite Dan wrote: | | Would you like me to post a Video of me blowing Smoke rings? |
Depends on what orifice the smoke is emitted from?
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Can I ask you a question?
Is this heaven? ..... No, it's Iowa.
I could have sworn this was heaven.
"I once heard of Iowa." - Ray Kinsella - Field of Dreams |
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Dynamite Dan
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Location: Blackburn, Lancashire, UK
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| Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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| The exact one your Imagining! |
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Monica Lewinsky
DTC Chairman
Joined: 05 Jul 2004
Posts: 4907
Location: Willowbrook, IL
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| Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:24 am Post subject: |
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| Dynamite Dan wrote: | | The exact one your Imagining! |
I am kinda waiting to see smoke coming out of your ass ... tick . tock.tick . tock.tick . tock. Have you had a million hits on YouTube, yet?
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Can I ask you a question?
Is this heaven? ..... No, it's Iowa.
I could have sworn this was heaven.
"I once heard of Iowa." - Ray Kinsella - Field of Dreams |
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